Pointless ads from 1977!

From the world I was born into!

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The Frito Bandito You Must Not Offend!

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Some of his famous heists...

C'mon gang, sing along!

Aye, yii, yii, yiiii,
I am the Frito Bandito.
I like Frito’s Corn Chips,
I love them I do.
I want Frito’s Corn Chips,
I’ll get them from you.

Aye, yii, yii, yiiii,
Oh, I am the Frito Bandito.
Give me Frito Corn chips
And I’ll be your friend.
The Frito Bandito
You must not offend.

Popeye the Shilling Man

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He does what he can,
'Cause he ain't worth a damn.
He's Popeye the Sailor Man!
(toot-toot!)

That Encyclopedia Guy...

And a clever parody from Seattle's classic sketch comedy program, "Almost Live!"

Yet another pointless parody...

The Monster Cereals!

COUNT CHOCULA!


FRANKEN BERRY!!


BOO BERRY!!!


FRUIT BRUTE!!!!


And yes, YUMMY MUMMY!!!!!

Part of your BALANCED breakfast!

BONUS:
What goes into the packaging and marketing of your favorite sugar-laced breakfast treats.

PAC-MAN: food for thought

You go Iwatani!


SHAMELESS BONUS!
(hope nobody remembers this!)