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Showing posts with label Corn Pone Flicks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Corn Pone Flicks. Show all posts

CPF Reviews Harry Potter and The Deathly Hollows Part One

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Matt sits down with the beginning of the end of the Harry Potter series and shares it with us.

Remember A Day

"Remember a Day"-A Star Blazers Retrospective from Corn Pone Flicks on Vimeo.

CPF looks back at one of the greatest animated programs ever made-see? We are capable of liking things! Honest!

Please note for the record that this, being a retrospective, is absolutely spoiler-riffic, so be forewarned.

See more of these at:

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CPF Reviews: "They Took the Word 'Gullible' Out of the Dictionary," a critique of "Alien Abduction, Incident in Lake County"

CPF Reviews: "They Took the Word 'Gullible' Out of the Dictionary," a critique of "Alien Abduction, Incident in Lake County" from Corn Pone Flicks on Vimeo.

CPF Reviews' second episode takes a sarcastic look at our fascination with alien visitations via an especially spurious piece of evidence that the American public nevertheless swallowed with great enthusiasm.

CPF Reviews: "The Worst Movie Ever Made"

CPF Reviews: "The Worst Movie Ever Made" from Corn Pone Flicks on Vimeo.

Episode 1 in the CPF reviews "series," on a possible candidate for a film worse than, if not everything else, then at least most everything you've seen so far.

2012 CPF Review

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Matt reviews Roland Emmerich's 2012 and other related disasters!

Better late then never BONUS: Jeff reviews Transformers: The Revenge of The Fallen over at Lather's Blather!

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:24 from Corn Pone Flicks on Vimeo.

An entire season's worth of 24 in less than half a minute, made for those with frighteningly short yet perceptive attention spans.

Bonus Track: Bullshit English Theme Song! From Space!

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Robotech (via heath bar)

Soldier of warlords from deep space,
MACROSS!

Hurled through the night to this new place.
MACROSS!

Crushed and forgotten, to Earthlings
Magically healed and rebirthing.

Just a pile of rust was all they found on that Isle
that no one expected to see

Ten years later Super Fortress Macross would rise --
Guardian of you and of me

Macross! The arm of a new wave!
MACROSS!

Champion and knight of a new day!
MACROSS!

Gauntlet of mankind, you stand tall!
Super Space Fortress called Macross!




The Christian Crusade to Stamp Out Science Fiction

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Now it can be told! Dr. P. R. LeNado brings to you, for the first time, what actually happened on that fateful day.

Dr. P. R. LeNado is giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incident, the places, my friend, Dr. P. R. LeNado can not keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent.

My friends, can your heart stand the shocking facts about The Christion Crusade to Stamp Out Science Fiction?

CPF Reviews The Golden Compass

Just in time for Christmas! Matt has posted his review of The Golden Compass over at the Corn Pone Flicks website.

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Ozone Commandos Production Diary

An epic 15 years in the making, and counting! With a cast of hundreds! Read the Ozone Commandos Production Diary and you'll feel so much better about your own unfinished projects. Now with FULL COLOR PHOTOS!